Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jan.27: Coffee Breath

I have decided not to join the Frenchies for their standard espresso after lunch anymore. Lately I have found the espresso's taste so bitter and just leave a nasty taste in my mouth. It tastes like a gang of oompa loompas have crawled into my mouth and took a big dump. On the bright side, they sing a catchy little tune about morals while they are down there...

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3 comments:

Laura said...

MDR!!! I loved the French coffee breaks (with lemon peel, of course)May I make a suggestion?? Breath mints or a small piece of peppermint gum? Why dump the whole coffee thing all together. Other options, there are!

Sonia said...

Now how can you refuse coffee for this reason?! Chew a gum after silly! ;-)

Now do you want me to give my Dad a heart attack? The entry to the marathon would do that to him lol I'm going to think about a half to begin with though....

Bert said...

My education is seriously lacking, I know practically nothing about oompa-loompas. What's with the weird 70's (mini) rock star haircuts? Hilarious. I guess I need to read Roald Dahl or watch some of the movies...