Sunday, January 3, 2010

Jan. 3: Restless Night

Do you ever have one of those nights where you are just not comfortable sleeping? Where you are feeling hot and sweaty under the covers but as soon as you pull them off you are freezing? Where nothing you seem to do really seems to help? Where you can feel a little swamp forming around you and soaking into the sheets? And all you want is a little relief?

And then you realize that you have to sneeze. This is your opportunity! You roll onto your back and sneeze with all your might straight up. Moments later you are greeted with a refreshing cool mist raining down upon you. It is pure bliss...ahhhhhhhhhh.

Then you realize that was kind of gross and that your butt is still sweating.

If only I could sneeze again....

ps - In running news I ran 43 miles this weeks...all on the treadmill. Good times!

2 comments:

Jennie said...

OK! Seriously...this is gross! I hope your staying to your side of the bed.

Bert said...

What else can be said but 'bless you!'... And a happy New Year to you and the soon to be extended family!