Since last Wednesday I have been living the bachelor lifestyle. Myself, JD, and The Koz returned from Germany and left Jennie and her parents as they continued on to Italy because, let's face it, why settle for a 2 week Eurpean vacation when you can make it 3?! They are scheduled to return late this Thursday night, which means that I am starting to panic a little because this apartment is starting to look a little messy. (Actually, it 'started' looking messy on Saturday but it is only now beginning to concern me).
So, does anybody know what I am supposed to do with this stuff (picture below)? I know that the machine on the bottom left works because I have seen Jennie put dirty dishes in and, magically, pull the same dishes out (but clean) several hours later. Is there a pull-cord to get it started on the back or something? Any suggestions or advice will be useful!
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3 comments:
Knowing you - you are either...
a) burning out on an entire DVD season of some television show in one sitting
OR
b) trying to beat your last best score on the Wii
My advice is simple - turn the television off and F.O.C.U.S.....(heh, you need to start somewhere)...pick up that dishrag, add a little soap and wash those dishes the old fashioned way...
Then go down the street and buy some fresh flowers for your lady...
Under the sink there is a black/white garbage bag that you put all that sh!t in. Its womans stuff and if handled for too long will cause you to "crave dancing with the stars".
biggum, out
-Houston Couch Potatoe
First, wash the wine glasses. See that blue spongy thing? Douse with warm water and squirt the squishy plasma-like stuff onto it. Now wipe the wine glasses inside and out, careful to not crush the bowl with your clumsy man hands. Now rinse, and call the maid.
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